Worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure!

In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant! 他们食物太短缺了以致于...

In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant! 印度人不知道什么是忠诚, 与他们做过生意的就知道啦.

In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant! 欧洲人太富足了, 不知什么是短缺!

In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant! 中国太随大流了...

In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant! 中东不知什么是解决方案, 所以战火不停...

In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant! 南美人粗鲁?

And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant! 美国人自大!

细细品味, 这个短文的意义!

经典。

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